Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 450 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/90 points)
Get the axe.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/500 points)
Find coal.
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game